A COMMUNITY DEVOTED TO OURSELVES. IT'S NOT VANITY, IT'S HUMOUR.
to get in and not be kelli smith or kellina williams, you have to fill out an application. we are picky, and we are hott, and we like to laugh. keep that in mind.
APPLICATION IS AS FOLLOWS. behind an lj-cut titled "what time?", fill this out please:
ABOUT YOU. what is your name? what is your quest? what is your favorite colour? how old are you? where are you from?
DO YOU LOVE... kelli smith and kellina williams with all your heart, your soul, and your mind? if not, turn back now. hobos? hobos that play drums? to dance when you hear a hobo substituting trashcan lids for drums? to feed hungry hobos?
DO YOU LIKE... sex? candy? when the two are put together? the beach in november? screaming "free cake and ice cream!!!" in crazy arabian accents at strangers? chasing ducks? dancing in your underwear to hot hot heat? temporary tattoos? making cheesy horror movies with walkie-talkies? making up new identities to seduce strange boys? hot tubs? making up new identities to seduce strange boys in hot tubs? club paradise? sleeping across the lake from hooters? the jolly inn? creepy men who want you to stay in their hotel? Belgians? the expression, "no moleste" hanging on your doorknob? distorting Jeopardy, the board game? the rules of attraction?
IF YOU ANSWERED NO TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, PLEASE EXPLAIN VIVIDLY WHY YOU SUCK.
WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON... rainbows? the name "skyler" ? incubus? underwear-dancing? frolicking through the woods in underwear? browsing all of the worthless crap in stores for hours? fat chicks? sex and candy? 11:21?
RANDOM. have you ever seen a hobo drive off in a lexus? is your favorite holiday thanksgiving? if you answered no, will it be once we beat you up? picture of yourself! prove you are hott enough for us. do you personally know anyone named "kelli" or "kellina" (spelling variations only on "kellina" acceptable)? do I really need pants? DO YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK? have you ever said "dee eye three" as a threat? do you even know what "dee eye three" stands for? can you suddenly lapse into a different accent/voice, changing your entire personality, in less than half a second? do you enjoy replacing "e" with "3"? give a list of hott boys whose names we can recognize with faces. let's see a picture of your favorite hott boy ever, whether we'd recognize him or not.
to be updated and added to and dissected as we please. we (as in, kellina and I) will "vote" on you, aka decide if we like you, then let you in or not based on general hottness and whatev.
once you're in, post whenever about things we like, as it is our community. thank you, byebye now.